Once while making sweet love to my bride.
She screamed a mutual acquaintance’s name.
Luckily, I blocked it out for the moment.
Afterwards, I mentioned the faux pas.
She said don’t be a silly willy.
You must have miss heard.
He’s not even my type.
You are my one and only.
The truth will always set you free darling.
Of course, the divorce is pending.
If we could just locate the defendant.
And what’s his name?