Frosty buzz you know a cool buzz. Not Frosty the Snowman buzz. Not really rocky mountain high. Frosty. I said frosty not over the edge saucy. Frosty. I’m so cool I can’t use spellcheck cool breeze frosty. And I keep laughing at myself. Cause I’m to Febreezy Frosty Buzz Man. All these voices telling meContinue reading “Frosty Buzz”
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Intend to Bend
Intend not to bend. For what’s right is left. Intend to lend. The bend to the end. Send the end right to intend. Lend the bend to the end. The trend ends with the bend. Lend. End. Bend. Sent. Abstract LENT!!!! Night. Subtract TWIN Thief Send Returns. WHO?! Activate ALL! RGH 10-202020
Let Me Introduce Myself
I know we just met. But I have a bet. I bet. I can get you to sing a song. I’ll even sing along. It will be a duet. I will be our outlet. Not to fret. We will find two more for a quartet. Then shoot for a quintet. Skip the sextet. No needContinue reading “Let Me Introduce Myself”
Masterpiece
I am so confused. The symbol for no internet is clearly there. Then the computer asks me, do want to play a game while you wait. Possibly, I answer. But does the computer know something I do not? That I will wait a long time for the internet to return. Or is it just tryingContinue reading “Masterpiece”
Terms of Use
No charge to fine love the ad read. We have your souls match. They are everything photoshop could imagine. The profile reads like Unisex Quarterly. No bad habit or pleasures. In fact, you will find several more profiles the same. It was my luckiest of days. Who would have thunk it, they were waiting forContinue reading “Terms of Use”
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