Have you ever been spun. Let me tell you about the fun. And then, none. First, you’ll see the sun. And that is not a pun son. Try not to come undone. We’ve only just begun. Because you are about to run. Run, run, run. Make a bank run. But try to avoid a costContinue reading “Truth SPUN”
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Yep!
Once Upon a Time While Seeking A floating neon sign appeared. FREE policy upgrades. And! LIHEAP can help! Free sparks.! Ah, free add on. No. #ads. #tva #liheap. Awesome! Bossy, saucy. I LIKE FREE, LOOOVEEEE FREE. I got to get me some. Me thinks. Love the hoops. Just a jump clicks away. I’M pumped. Stumped.Continue reading “Yep!”
Masterpiece
I am so confused. The symbol for no internet is clearly there. Then the computer asks me, do want to play a game while you wait. Possibly, I answer. But does the computer know something I do not? That I will wait a long time for the internet to return. Or is it just tryingContinue reading “Masterpiece”
Embrace to Kill List
I had a fear of the dark as a small child. Even older if I must admit. And at times as an even adult. Twas my Embrace to Kill List that eliminated my fear of the dark. Ghost stories are better in the dark. Sneaking up on someone is better in the dark. Whispering isContinue reading “Embrace to Kill List”
Terms of Use
No charge to fine love the ad read. We have your souls match. They are everything photoshop could imagine. The profile reads like Unisex Quarterly. No bad habit or pleasures. In fact, you will find several more profiles the same. It was my luckiest of days. Who would have thunk it, they were waiting forContinue reading “Terms of Use”
Just Listening
The devil? He is still here. How may I help you? Oh, I see. Of course, then there is the matter of your soul? Well you sure do not seem to be using it. I understand. So, we have a deal then? Yes, this deal only applies to this lifetime. The hereafter is at bestContinue reading “Just Listening”
Sketch Magic
You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams Alcohol makes your brain an etch-a-sketch. Robin Williams Ebay Deals My brain is an etch-a-sketch. It has a magic screen. It can create anything. Or nothing. Sometime nothing is something. So, I’ll keep my magic screen handy. And let it etch-the-Continue reading “Sketch Magic”
Soul Thriller
She was a soul thriller. She was a soul killer. Waiting to happen. I unleashed the killer. It must be my nature. I bring out the best. In women. Always have. She said I bring out the worst. In everything. Empowerment misused. Energy stolen. She was a misuser. She became a soul killer. She isContinue reading “Soul Thriller”
Oh
I couldn’t think. Oh no! I couldn’t move. Oh no! Maybe I’m stoned. Oh no! Someone help. Oh no! No one to help. Oh no! Why am I writing this? Oh no! Shit, I am stoned. Oh no! What do I do? Oh no! Have fun! Oh no! It’s the moment stupid. Oh no! Oh,Continue reading “Oh”
Not Done
Read a book. Learn to cook. Play some rook. But don’t get took. Have some fun. Make a pun. Get some sun. You’re not done. RGH 7-16-19
This Guy
There was this guy. He prayed to die. Oh, don’t sigh. The one day he awoke. Yep, no joke. Gosh, he was stoked. Everything was bright. Did he see the light? It felt right. He heard a song. And tried to sing along. He knew he wasn’t wrong. Suddenly he wants to share. He wantedContinue reading “This Guy”
A Thrill
Once I was a gambler. And I’ve been a rambler. Let’s get real. It was such a thrill. Maybe I was a “bad boy”. I guess I just like to feel the joy. My wilder days may be done, Or have they just begun? RGH 6-19-19
In the Middle
I’ve never been the worst. Or the best. I was never the tallest. Or the shortest. I’m never the oldest. Or the youngest. Seems I’m never the biggest. Or the smallest. I guess I’m never the smartest. Or the dumbest. It’s just a riddle. How I’m always in the middle. RGH/DPS 5-23-19
They Inhabit
I think I’m crazy. My brain is so hazy. It’s like I’m in a daze. Maybe it’s just a faze. To talk to the dead. It’s all in your head. They talk back. Maybe I just have a nack. But it has become a habit. Because they inhabit. RGH/DPS 4-28-19