Funny the Things You Remember

Rain man. Kmart sucks. Light bulb. Walmart sucks. Facebook sucks. Manifest. Funny. RGH 5-20-2021

No Texting While Multi-Tasking

Been waiting on the phone all day. I finally remembered the situation. I had the gun in my hand about to drink.  I was distracted. But it never touched my lips. It was on speaker. That was my last thought. Unfortunately, the bottle disappeared. I could sure use a shot of courage right about now.

I Love to Cook

It will give you a thrill, When I get out my grill. For goodness sake, You’ll love it when I bake. And you’ll want a replay, When I saute. You don’t need to toil. Cause I’m will boil. Tears of happiness you will cry, When I pan fry. So I’ll be in my kitchen nook,

I Bet

I bet, We’ve met. Maybe on a jet. I bet, You’re in debt. Or you could be set. I bet, You get wet. And I make you sweat. I bet, You have a pet. And take it to the vet. I bet, You fret, That you forget. I bet, You regret, Getting upset. RGH 4-10-19

Southern Words and Phrases

Being from the south (Alabama) I was thinking about words and phrases you might here only in the south. So I wrote this using some of them. Hope you enjoy it. What in tarnation are you doing? I’m fixin’ to go over yonder and get me a coke. It’s hotter than hades and I’m sweating

It was Simple

Ok, you can’t be serious all the time. Hope this brings a smile to your face and not you know what. Mentioned below. Sometimes I wonder where this stuff comes from. lol It was simple. Popping that pimple. It looked sort of like a temple. That pimple. And it was as big as a blimp-le?

Jingle

Do you need a Holiday Jingle? I can write one that will make you want to mingle! So don’t stay in the dingle. Or be like Mister Pringle. I will make your soul tingle. And you’ll be like Chris Kringle! So if you want me to write you a single, Loosen you cingle. It’s really

Self

I said to myself. Self? Is it all worth it? You won’t like the answer. Why? Sigh! Tell me. Okay. You’re not really one. What do you mean? You’re two! Bad joke. I’m not joking! Have you been toking? Just shut up you’re not helping. You never listen! I’m listening. You’re three. Huh? You have

What If We’re Already in Heaven???

Did you ever think of that? I’m sure I’m not unique. Somebody thought of it long before me. But did you ever dig deeper? How do you dig??? Lots of ways! Think, think, think…. Well, I’ve been doing a lot of that lately. Sometimes I wish I didn’t have to. You see I’m not a

Ascending

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2+2=4

  I will love you 2+day! I will love you 2+morrow! =I will LOVE YOU 4=ever! RGH  

Angels Among Us

“Angels Among Us” I was walking home from school, on a cold winter day Took a shortcut through the woods, and I lost my way It was getting late, and I was scared and alone But then a kind old man, took my hand, and led me home Mama couldn’t see him, oh but he

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